when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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