Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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