Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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