i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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