talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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