Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
im holly from the hills drunk
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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