They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
