I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
4 words: hood of his car
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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