It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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