I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
thus making me awesome and them whores
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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