she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
