Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
that is very illegal...i love you.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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