Don't you send me to vm
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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