You don't have asthma, your pregnant
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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