Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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