I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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