i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
