Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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