Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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