This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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