All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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