we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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