so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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