I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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