before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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