god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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