no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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