He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
