I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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