I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Less talking, more tequila
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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