you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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