There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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