Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
