2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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