i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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