No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Are we still banned from the library?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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