we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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