What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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