can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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