I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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