I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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