On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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