Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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