3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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