when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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