I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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