I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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