if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Drunk is not a location!
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