There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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