How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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