Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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