and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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