She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
where are you?
Hypothermia
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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