Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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