omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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